taint

Where Jesus left his stitch marks

You hit me right in the taint.

by Robbie H. April 28, 2006

Taking it deep

When someone has been defeated and has no way of winning, and has been stopped form doing something he or she wants to do.

Did you see how badly that guy lost at the video game? yeha he must be taking it deep right now.

My friend couldn't come to the movies today because his dad didn't let him, man he must be taking deep.

by Kennjie July 14, 2009

taking a lisa

taking a shit, taking a dump, defecating, pooping, crapping, dropping a deuce

currently taking a lisa lads

by yejihermano March 24, 2023

Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008

taint stamp

stamping or stabbing the taint of your girl friend with your member while trying to enter her

i was so drunk it took a couple of taint stamps before i was finally able to get it in.

by 110$croc June 23, 2008

taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

by Point Oner November 22, 2004

taking a vidas

a verry large shit. a vidas sometimes requires a stich in the rectum afterwards

that shit took 3 flushes. i love taking a vidas

by nick gers May 11, 2010