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don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.
Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"
by von groovy June 9, 2019
mugGet the don't fucking touch memug.
not want to get involved with something, often used as a warning.
by skylight_727 September 8, 2008
mugGet the not touch it with a ten foot polemug.
shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.
by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021
mugGet the a person in need of touching grassmug.

your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you
Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose
by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011
mugGet the your mother touched memug.

iPod Touch 3rd Generation

The Apple iPod Touch 3rd Generation was the successor of the iPod Touch 2nd Generation, and is the predecessor of the iPod Touch 4th Generation. It looks very similar to the iPod Touch 2nd gen. physically, but with several hardware changes. The iPod Touch 3rd gen. sports the Samsung S5L8920 SoC, contains 256 MB of RAM, and has the PowerVR SGX535 GPU. It has a display resolution of 320x480 pixels at 163 PPI, uses a 3.7v, 789 mAh Lithium-Ion battery, and is available in a choice of 32 and 64 GB. The latest iOS update for this iPod Touch is iOS 5.1.1.
The iPod Touch 3rd Generation is a great improvement from the iPod Touch 2nd gen., as the 3rd gen. supports OpenGL 2.0, a faster CPU, and twice the RAM.
by Proud Apple User August 2, 2016
mugGet the iPod Touch 3rd Generationmug.

Playing touch P-P

1. People being unaware of their surroundings, and having no sense of urgency whatever. In effect, not respecting others by moving the hell out of the way so that people who DO have something important to do can proceed with their lives.

2. When committing a crime, those people around you who have their backs turned, or are preoccupied with something else, allowing you to get on with the business at hand.
Ex: “If this asshole would quit playing touch p-p with that cashier I could get the fuck outa here.”
2nd ex: “While that woman was playing touch p-p with her airbags, I drove around her and dipped off the exit ramp.
by Jack of trade January 1, 2022
mugGet the Playing touch P-Pmug.

Don't touch my junk

A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check".
Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010
by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010
mugGet the Don't touch my junkmug.

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