clam hole

The ergonomic cut away in a bicycle seat. Usually made for women.

Would you like the seat with or with out the clam hole ma'am.

by loafin April 6, 2008

Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Nelsin August 14, 2018

Clam Twat

Someone so incredibly lost and oblivious that they have been reduced to being called after a clam's vagina.

"Hey Marty!"

"Hey there, Clam Twat."

by sexysailor April 11, 2009

Clam Rock

Rock music fronted by and/or has its main audience in the lesbian community.

Melissa Etheridge and Ani Difranco are Clam Rock Goddesses.

by obijon December 2, 2009

Purple Clam

No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.

Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.

by Kiss2113 September 22, 2012

whacked the clam

to "whack the clam" is to kick someone, generally a woman, in the pussy, or that thing men shove their dicks into. a "clam" is referring to a "pussy" and a "pussy" refers to a vagina. to whack it is to slap it, grab it, kick it, etc.

"this biddy got into a fight with my girl last night and my girl WHACKED her in the CLAM"-pimpin dude

"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy

by Pimp-master-shwagster August 28, 2006

Clam Fart

A queef.

After Jared and I were finished having sex, I accidentally let out a clam fart.

by rj19922011 February 21, 2011