turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

poop tash

to wipe the remains of a ridiculously wet fart under an unsuspecting victims nose

she had a face like an arse so i poop tashed the silly split arse

by wobs January 15, 2008

McTeague-Tasking

Macking on 2 or more biddies at the same damn time

"Yo dan I saw you McTeague-Tasking over there. Good looks man"

by mc-t September 12, 2012

bro taste test

When a bro is going on a date with a girl who he expects to get oral sex from, he will have one of his bros taste his penis for him to make sure it’s clean for his date. A bro taste test is usually practiced in US college fraternities and mma fight gyms.

Bro1: Hey bro! So I’m going on a date with this girl from work and I’m pretty sure she’s going to blow me. Would you mind giving me a bro taste test?
Bro2: Absolutely! Anything for my favorite bro!

-20 minutes later-
Bro2: Bro, I think you’re good to go.
Bro1: (crying) Thanks bro, you’re the best!

by mart5124 July 15, 2018

penocha del tastyo

Good tasting stuff. Edible snatch.

She looks like she would be "Penocha del Tastyo."

by Jose de la Garza October 26, 2007

High Ass Taste

A term that describes the taste in your mouth from coughing on the smoke of a cashed bowl.

You are smoking a bowl and you think it is cashed, when you go to suck it through you hit it really hard trying to clear it but there is more there than you think, then it finaly sucks through and you start to cough on the smoke. Your mouth is stained with the ass taste from the end of the bowl but you are super high from coughing...High Ass Taste!

by ~*KDIZZ*~ May 13, 2009

Tashkent

TAshkent - the best city ever..multinational city..everyone proud to be beiing from Tashkent...

Very famous for hospitality

Every hood has its boys..and they support each other....Each Toshkenli (the one from Tashkent) support each other in all bad times...if you gonna see Toshkenli in your area dont fuck with him..because 10 more Toshkenli comes after you ...Toshkenli boys dont give a fuck to any gangstas.. If you are in some redneck state and 20 racist muthafuckas beat yiou up, next day 100 Toshkenli after those racist and hunt them one by one..

City famous for the most beautiful girls in the world..

Very rich city.

Girls are gorgeous and the boys are toughest and strongest..

As the city is the city of warriors in all means...any Toshkenli boy can break neck of any fighters of any country..

90 % of Toshkenli knows martial arts, and the city can turn into a big army in a 5 minutes..

There is no Tashkent haters..you better believe me...

Gangsta 1: look dawg this is the one who knock me down last night..let's shoot him
Gangsta 2: are you fucking moron you stupid ass..He is from Tashkent..i aint wanna get into fucking problem stupid ass...

Any tourist who come to Tashkent cum into pants when they see beauties of Tashkent..

by Toshkenli bollaga poHHuuYYY July 17, 2009