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OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 4, 2022
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table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.
There goes Karen! What a table.
by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022
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under the table

1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back

2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022
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Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle
Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?
by Yerapous November 16, 2020
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Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there
by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020
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Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.
You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.
by HERX44 November 27, 2020
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Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table
Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.
by HERX44 November 27, 2020
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