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Snap, Crackle, Poop

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...
"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."
by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008
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finger snap

to snap you finger and say "Snap!" when something funny, good, bad or anyting happens to somebody or yourself.
"My friend said if you touch my butt I should slap your butt, too."

"Snap!"
by Robin Hood March 10, 2005
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snap a fish

Damn. My guts are about to burst. I gotta snap a fish!
by Raging Buffoon April 1, 2008
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snap it out

the swift friction of phalanges rubbing together
by hannahbanana1278 November 30, 2010
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snap face

The ridiculous face your friend makes EVERY time they send a random Snapchat selfie. Invariably, the sender thinks they look hot with that look on their face. The snap face is virtually the same regardless of their mood at the particular moment.
Nick: Hey man, did you get Andre's Snap Chat?

Danny: Yeah. Why does he ALWAYS have the same look on his face?

Nick: Bro, that's his Snap Face!
by etothex August 19, 2014
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snapchat-bitch

A friend that you have on Snapchat that you never personally send snaps to, but you expect him/her to view your story.
"I can always rely on insert name to read my watch my Snapchat story. We're not really close friends, though, so I never send him/her my snaps. He/she is just one of my Snapchat-bitches.
by The B-Lifter March 10, 2016
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Snapchat

If you honestly don't know what Snapchat is, but you know what the urban dictionary is, you need to get out more
by 老龙 March 26, 2017
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