Couch Guy

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy

"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."

by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014

Guy Him

To beat or to prepare to beat the shit out of someone.

"And so this guy comes up to me at Wendy's talking shit, I have my Corona in one hand and proceed to Guy Him with my free hand."

by thatNigg April 15, 2015

guy bailey

Coolest bro in the history of bros.

The best bro I've ever had was a total Guy Bailey.

by VoltronPrime May 8, 2015

ok guy

A derogatory term used when texting an ex or a player type male member of society. Used as a response to something that pisses you off to demean the guy and his guyness.

“I hate chocolate, chocolate is for losers.”

“Yeah ok guy.”

“Hey here’s a bullshit reason why I couldn call you after we’ve rescheduled it three times.”
“Ok guy.”

by kyy September 22, 2018

Guy Bear

Someone who is super sweet, loving, and makes you smile. Your first instinct should be to want to hug them for hours. :)

Girl: Awww, look at that Guy Bear. I have an irresistible urge to just cuddle him. :P

by whyohwhy December 21, 2010

Anal Guy

A male prostitute who has an exceptionally large and worn out anus and uses this fact to attract wealthy but lonely male homosexuals. A lot of them also has multiple STIs (sexually transmitted infection) due to the fact that they are so confident and arrogant in their own anal sex capabilities they often neglect the use of a condom.
#gay4pay #pay2gay

Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.

George is such an Anal Guy! He made $5 yesterday by having sex with a guy with AIDS!

I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.

Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.

by ProfessionalCanadian! September 16, 2016

mr guy

Mr guy is the guy everyone aspires to be

Wheres Q?
Hes off being mr guy

by ___Mr. Guy___ May 27, 2018