Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 13, 2010

Shame Shuffle

The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.

I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.

by Tengodonde July 13, 2011

bar shuffle

A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.

Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?

Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.

by Salty fish November 9, 2017

Electro shuffle

A dance in a very popular game called fortnite if u haven't already you should get it free on ps4 console

Brooooooooooo do you got the electro shuffle

by Mystery man mwaahahaha June 11, 2018

Lip Shuffle

A term for cunnilingus, or more commonly known as A Lick Out, Going Down etc.

"He expects me to put out with the mouth but when was the last time he did the Lip Shuffle?"

by Tisbraw August 1, 2018

Californian Souffle

When one collects the semen of a young girl and mixes it with the diarrhea of another young girl, adds carrots, peas, and mayonnaise, pours the ingredients into a bowl, and puts it into an oven 375 degrees for 3 hours. it is considered a delicacy in many areas surrounding Central California.

Person 1: Honey, the Californian Souffle is done!
Person 2: Oh boy, time to throw a munch!

by The Booty Consumer December 10, 2018

Nigger Shuffle

A take on the classic 'Cupid Shuffle' invented by some gay Bluffton Kids with nothing better to do than play quiplash and say Nigger. Probably involves a lot of cotton picking, lynching, illiteracy and otherwise niggardly activities.

Daniel: Hey guys, look at me dance!
Kevin: Daniel quit doing the nigger shuffle before I whip you senseless!

by Somepoorblufftonboi February 17, 2019