Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea

Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"

by Daddylonglegs1234 March 17, 2017

Spongebob

A show every teen watches but is too scared to admit it

Joshua: hey bro do you like spongebob?
Autumn: what is that supposed to mean?
Joshua: spongebob is cool and you apparently are lame and unedgy if you don't watch it
Autumn: ok I love spongebob it's the best show ever

by RainbowUnicornSparkles March 27, 2017

Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)

a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.

by Sam Saw March 30, 2017

sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."

by Moyka July 17, 2017

Spongecake

When your pancakes are spongey.

"My fucken pancakes are spongey . (Spongecakes kekekekek)"

by Mia*lee July 30, 2017

spongebob

Spongebob is a hot mess. He's easy to fall inlove with. And he drives Mrs puff nuts, mrs puff wants to kill him. Patrick and spongebob have some sexual tension between them so Patrick stays in his rock.

No spongebob protestes

by Spunkaddiction August 1, 2017

Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.

Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.

by Liseee82 September 4, 2017