smootie

A smoothie, but misspelled.

I had a smootie for breakfast.

by beyabeya May 18, 2011

The Albert Smoota Project

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.

He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.

by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 6, 2008

Smoothie

This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.

I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.

by vulcangreen December 21, 2008

smoothy

A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.

That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy

by DICKSTRATEN July 5, 2008

sour smoothie

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.

"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"

by Jhon K November 1, 2017

Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.

I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.

by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008