sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.

1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.

by Allen Wren November 21, 2010

sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.

Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.

by polljo October 12, 2009

sleep puss

The physiological effect that extraordinary pussy has on the male recipient causing them to immediately fall asleep for a significant time frame thus allowing the female to go about her day without being bothered by the aforementioned male.

Girl....I'm trying to go to the club with y'all but first I have to put down the sleep puss so I can party in peace!

by Nurse bean April 3, 2016

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010

Sleeping on Margin

(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.

Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock

Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.

by Gu3ss July 20, 2011

Sleeping Bagged

When you sleepwalk into your friends room and teabag him while you're both asleep.

Tim must have sleeping bagged me last night because there is ball hair on my chin.

by Carlos3172010 December 11, 2010

Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017