sitting on the fence

a bisexual person

by 67 to the rescue June 5, 2003

sitting ass

(V.) sitingass-

the act of doing absolutley nothing. sitting on ones behind (or ass) instead of doing somthing productive, such as going out at night, going to work, or simply moving ones pathetic body from their couch.

used in a phone call...

JOE: hey jimmy what are you doing?
JIMMY: nothin man, just sitting ass, you?
JOE: you know im sitting ass.

by Jmac Jimmy July 29, 2006

sitting bull

Sexual position in which the giver sits on a bed or other surface with their legs open, and has their partner lying on their back with their legs over the giver's shoulders. It is quite an awkward position to get into, so the easiest way to get into it is by having the receiver lay down backwards from a kneeling position and then swing their legs up-and-over. Although a fairly comfortable position for both partners, it does lack in mobility for penetration.

The sitting bull is my favorite sexual position!

by VeronikaDaze February 21, 2011

shwitting

when one is so hot and under pressure they will sweat shit.

He knew his last attempt would be the final defining moment as he sat there shwitting bullets.

by Tk the realist July 14, 2006

Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.

Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"

by hurleynator August 14, 2006

Spitting mud

When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.

I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.

by mingus6912, jester January 17, 2009

sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes

Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009