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Jim Sanchez

Famous Mexican singer,also founder of Mexicab service. Some of Sanchezez hits are:Mexican Minor,Mexican and Me,Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez,Mexicans in space,Squeeze me Mr.Mexican.
He is also a filmmaker with movies such as:Mexican Minor Saga 1-13(starring Julio Malpica),I`m Brown Saga 3-8,Mustache Afternoon,Mexican Caught Masturbating Sideways in your Grandmas House,Mexican Jesus 1-35.
He is also recognized as Mexico`s greatest man,and also the president.
His parents are Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Mr.T and 6 of Mexico`s fattest men.
He was featured Koreas Sexiest Men Alive in slot #3 between George Lopez and Julio Malpica.
He also has several late night talk shows including Sanchez Tonight,Sanchez This Morning and Afternoon with Sanchez.
Jim Sanchez=Jesus,God,Buddha,Ghandi.
by JimjiminSanchez September 25, 2010
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puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip
i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez
by apple on a stick September 29, 2010
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dirty sanchez

When in doggy style slip your finger in her ass and then reach around and wipe your finger on her upper lip and then hang on
Finger in?) ass doggy-style dirty Sancheze
by freaky-b November 21, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez

our l0rd for 2015
don't mess with the best, Dirty Sanchez for 2015.
by randoboy May 21, 2014
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Manual Sanchez

The definition is the same as a Dirty Sanchez; however the act is performed by hand.
Gross!! it looks like you gave her a Dirty Sanchez!!
Oh no. I didn't want to get my peter all sticky, so I gave her a Manual Sanchez instead.
by Sparky322 January 5, 2015
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Neapolitan Sanchez

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.
I fucked Sally's can so hard that when I pulled out, I had to give her a Neapolitan Sanchez!
by Sgt Meat May 18, 2014
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Abe Sanchez

When you try to give your friend the finger but someone else sees and thinks its intended for them. A misinterpreted flip off.
Tommy pulled a Abe Sanchez with his math teacher, and was sent to the office
by Jackinahatbat March 12, 2016
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