September 26th

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

by Anonymous person16 September 21, 2019

September 11

The day where the twin towers were attacked

On September 11 the twin towers were attacked

by I like tacocats and FATTIES August 19, 2019

September 7th

Fuck a triplet named jacob day.

Wow I get to fuck jacob today its September 7th.

by Jackyboi558 October 18, 2019

September 1st

BTS’S MAKNAE’S BIRTHDAY, THE MF ONE AND ONLY JEON JUNGKOOK!!!

BTS: What is today?
ARMY: IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST, KOOKIE’S BIRTHDAY!!!

by Cockblocker795 September 28, 2021

September 4

National do your boyfriends makeup day

“It’s September 4 you know what that means. I’ll go get my makeup”

by anonymous September 2, 2021

September 5th

Give your best-guy-friend and blowjob today so he can have an amazing week

She helped her bestfriend on September 5th😋

by yeeboy1hunnid September 5, 2021

September 15

any girls born on this day have the biggest b00bs youll ever see.

“damnnnn. when was that girl born?”
“September 15th obviously.”
“I shouldve known - her milkers are massive!”

by L3M0NZ_ February 8, 2022