Scarching

The act of combing someone's anal hairs.

Guy 1 "Yo, bro have you tried that new thing"
Guy 2 "What is it bro?"
Guy 1 "It's called scarching, when you comb someones anal hairs"
Guy 2 "Bro lets try it, no homo"
Guy 1 "No homo"

by weeabohunter August 12, 2018

scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

Scathered

adjective
In a state of mind where one’s thoughts are scattered or thrown in various random directions as well as smothered with a mental fog.

You’re not making any sense.

Sorry, I’m scathered right now.

by LadyShadows666 November 2, 2018

Scratch

The act of squaring up while letting your feet drag across the ground

Shit im gone scratch

by Bigmoneyog November 13, 2018

Scotch fillet

When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.

I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.

by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018

scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.

“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”

by KCCalloway December 29, 2018

Scotch fanny

1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.

2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.

Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.

by Chotello January 12, 2019