Elevator surprise

When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases.

You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.

I left an elevator surprise so bad that when I called the elevator back I can still smell my own farts.

I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.

by zaqwerty1 April 30, 2014

Surprise Churro

When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.

Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.

I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.

by WSUPDEN July 31, 2009

sunshine surprise

Urinating in a partner's mouth while recieving oral sex

She was expecting me to skeet, but instead I gave her a sunshine surprise.

by Dr. Zhivago July 16, 2008

Cockmeat surprise

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

by Shadow55 July 15, 2009

San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.

All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.

by SmutLion December 13, 2010

Blueberry cream surprise

sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.

Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.

by Jago29 September 9, 2010

white guy surprise

A white guy surprise is when you first see a white man's penis for the first time. You never know what you are going to get. It's a white guy surprise.

Tonight I saw Brad's penis for the first time, it was a white guy surprise.

by TerCar June 3, 2017