Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”
Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
by Duckfood May 1, 2019
Get the Straight Joshmug. A sexuality that means to date cis women/men and cis women/men alone this sexuality of course is for "straight" people who wants to be oppressed super badly, has possible connection with the neo-Nazi movement, and their flag has the colors of fur affinity logo (black) and grindr (orange)
TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis
TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis
person 1: i'm super straight
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh
by nova (she/her) May 23, 2023
Get the super straightmug. When a man has a large penis.
Jeff's pants have to come off because they caught on fire and Dez pulls them off for him but his boxers come to.
Dez: OMG Jeff you're straight hangin'!!
Dez: OMG Jeff you're straight hangin'!!
by A Steel March 10, 2009
Get the Straight Hangin'mug. straight rête-in' is dope as hell, fly as fuck.
Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!
Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!
by dudemeister101 August 10, 2022
Get the straight rête-in'mug. 
A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.
Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.
by Yoyomom March 21, 2023
Get the Double straightmug. Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
by CST507 November 11, 2021
Get the Straight jargonmug.