Dirty Dirt Squirrel

A name pertaining to a normally clean, well-kept person who shows up to the occasional social function looking slovenly.
Particularly pertains to homosexuals who've had a lapse in personal hygiene.
eg. Wearing a wife-beater with stains and holes.

Oh my God J.P., you look like a dirty dirt squirrel!

by Voortman Cookie Model April 22, 2006

a squirrel in a hamster wheel

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off

if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

by Sexydimma November 03, 2019

Squirrel Trap

another word for tampon.

I'm getting my period I really need a squirrel trap so I dont leak.

by Jeebers81 October 23, 2009

mister squirrel :3

a cute mini squirrel :3

look at that mister squirrel :3

by obsessedwithsquirrels September 14, 2020

Squirrel nut zipper

A swing dance style made popular in the big band era(1930s)

Did you see that cat, hitting the floor like a squirrel nut zipper. He's the coolest.

by Elvis the kid March 01, 2020

Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 07, 2022

Squirrel Monkey Buckets

a random word a person uses when they are fucked off or fed up with everything.....

hi how are you.
Squirrel Monkey Buckets!!!


Bye

by Lady Monkey of the Bucket December 17, 2003