Singledom

at 19-30 it is the sad fact that your friends and family that have B/G friends or are married already, are to stupid to remember that they need a single life to away from their S/O.

at 30-up it is the sad fact that your married with children friends and family are to busy to make time for single friends.

Mark is in the state of singledom.

I can't wait till all you married get divorced because you didn't live your life and take time to have fun away from each other. For you will experience singledome at the worst time in life.

by RoBPrO October 27, 2011

Intentionally single

Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.

Person 1: Yo why hasn't dave had a gf for 3 years?
Person 2: I hear he's intentionally single.

by ... --- ... September 23, 2020

virtue signalling

A phenomena where someone campaigns for or otherwise shows their support for an often popular position without actually doing anything meaningful to further the cause that they claim to champion. This is one of the main signs of late democracy and otherwise shows the prevalence of cult figures in a society: political or otherwise.
Also takes form with "thoughts and prayers", and other meaningless statements.

-Damn, all of these people are virtue signalling about the Freedom Convoy.
-The easiest way to become respected on twitter is to virtue signal in support of trans rights.

by TheRomanShitlord February 18, 2022

sinaloko

Commonly mistaken as a noob. knubbie status, so to speak. noob

-WoW... GTFO sinalokos!
-OMG. get off my nuts sinaloko

by yikes! April 29, 2005

Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"

That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.

by Mark Laurito April 9, 2007

singalongdeathfunk

A very rare type of music that is rumoured to be the mating song of the jizzmonster. It has been described as the sound of a cat masturbating with a toiletroll insert

"I met her on the lemon singalongdeathfunk last yesterday for their own bestest ever what?"

by Who me??? May 1, 2003

single n

One who is a communist.
He enjoys climbing trees, rolling off beds and wearing beer cases.

Single n is such a fuck.
Single n, that communist.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003