simovero

a god among humans with a strong sense of humor and a very high IQ

<woah did u see that guy?! he is such a simovero>

by simovero November 21, 2021

Simon

Dumb zombie

Watch out, is a simon nearby!

by MueSolomon November 21, 2021

Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.

Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies

by Zimcox November 21, 2021

Simona

A sexy woman which will one day be a billionaire . If you know a Simona you are a very lucky person. The best kisser and baby maker. She is often misunderstood but later has the best future. Simona is: always correct, beautiful, fun, clean, courageous and powerful. She has wonderful leadership skills and can kill you.

Guy 1: That Simona is so hot...
Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo

by Honey pop 🍯 🍭 November 21, 2021

Simoni

Simoni is one of the sweetest person you'll ever ,they tend to think very logical, almost like lawyers, usually have long hair but they might cut it short just bc they don't feel pretty with long hair.

They are tall and gorgeous. Might seem intimidating but are actually soft and clingy with people they like.

They like listening to music and reading book.

"Do you know simoni?"
"You mean that cool person we met yesterday?"

by Yourmomsleftcheek November 21, 2021

Simon

He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!

You need a Simon as a best friend

Simon is a crazy kangaroo

by treewall November 21, 2021

Simon

Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.

Oh, don't be so Simon.

by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021