shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.

I'm within shitting distance so I'll be right back.

by GatSmith January 31, 2014

Shittertainment

Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.

"Dude I left my phone at home so now I don't have any shittertainment"

by @joebagsgarbagepretzel February 23, 2014

Shittery

This is crap foolishness stupid

This homework is shittery

by Shamtale July 9, 2015

Shitty European politic

When some sack head tries to ban memes

Angela Merkel: VE VILL BAN SE MEMES IN EUROP
Meme bois: wow angela merkel is one shitty european politic

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Shittuber

A shitty YouTuber. Someone who uploads shitty content on the platform YouTube whom any sane person would refrain from watching.

Person 1: Hey want to watch Logan Paul's new vlog?

Person 2: That shittuber? I'd rather fucking shove an elephant's trunk up my ass than see a Logan Paul video.

by darknightshadow September 25, 2018

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

fucking shitty

when you are way beyond fucked up

when i smoked those 4 sweets i was fucking shitty

by billy baxter October 9, 2003