September 5

Tell your crush you like them day

You: I like you..
Them: Why are you telling me this?
You: It’s September 5

by ilovegrellsutcliff September 5, 2021

September 30

If you are born on September 30, you are automatically gay. Or at least fruity.

“Today is my birthday!”
“You are born on September 30?”
“Yes!”
“You’re gay.”

by scarxlett April 21, 2022

September 29

basically grab ass n titty day pt. 2

oh sheessshhhh it's september 29

by owen opp like the opera September 28, 2021

September 7

September 7 is a day your boyfriend has to do everything you say

September 7

Girlfriend:hey babe give me all your food
Boyfriend:fine

by John_heman September 5, 2021

September 12

If you were born on September 12 then you are very nice to your many friends however to them you can seem slightly arrogant. They don’t mind this and continue to think of you as the best friend. You like being the leader of a group or team.

He was born on September 12, that’s why he’s such a good friend!

by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

Southpaw September

The act of using your non dominant hand for masturbation during the month of September.

Josh: yo bro are you ready for no nut November?
Mike: Nah bro its all about Southpaw September, i gotta work out my left.

by BallsasaurusFlex November 29, 2017

september 11

This day marks the first day lego star wars was made

yo remember lego star wars?
oh yeah back at september 11

by hjbhhuhuih November 8, 2021