In the act of sexual intercourse genitalia becomes dry and lubricated. with the application of ones tears, you than acquire the necessary lube to continue. A.K.A a crymax.
when i went to your moms house your dad left and she was crying so i suggested we try the salty lagoon.
by Toffifee March 19, 2009
Bob:Damn my dick was so salty after fucking that whole sorority
Pete:I wish I had salty corn but I can't get over 3
Pete:I wish I had salty corn but I can't get over 3
by Saltycornlover109 April 28, 2017
by Burtthebasher October 11, 2018
When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.
Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple
by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017
The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.
Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence
by murphquake August 21, 2009
Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't.
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!
by theeloyalkid123 April 29, 2014
n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.
Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"
John - "Gross"
John - "Gross"
by Chunk Norris August 18, 2012