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russian candycane

when a guy and a girl are fucking when the girl is on her period and the guy has no condom and he cums and when he pulls out its a mixture of the blood and the cum
my bestfriend didnt know she was on her period and when he pulled out she laughed because he had blood on his dick and she had cum on her and they mixed and the bitch was russian so they called it a russian candycane
by nastbitch101 January 19, 2011
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Russian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours vodka into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.
-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Russian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009
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Russian Enima

When multiple penises are in one anus
Her asshole is so big,gasp, I wonder if she got a Russian Enima
by Crazy93 August 11, 2009
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Russian Raindrop

An act of torture: When youre sexing up your lady and when youre about to pop you tie your woman up, hold your junk over her head, pinch your dank, and have your jism drip out slowly on her forehead until you run out of baby batter.
Joe: Dude i gave sue the russian raindrop last night!
Bob: How long did it last for????
Joe: like 3 hours! by the end she was caked in my dried seed crying for her life
Bob: dude you rule. can you russian raindrop me??
Joe: ....
by TorturemeGibson October 16, 2009
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Russian Tuck

When a man gets around, and in an effort to hide his erect penis, tucks it under his belt/waistband in order to avoid embarassment. "Russian" is replacing "rushing", because it would be quickly used to hide your erect member.
Dan got a boner in class, so before he got up, he quickly did a Russian Tuck, so no one would see his gargantuant boner.
by Penis Humor December 1, 2010
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Russian Crabpot

Step 1. You and somebody with crabs must empty out a tall freezer.
Step 2. Get in empty freezer. (You have to be in a freezer so it will be cold like Russia.)
Step 3. Have her do a handstand.
Step 4. Lift her up so where you are doing 69
Step 5. Dig in.
Congratulations you have now had a successful Russian Crabpot. Now I would recomend shaving.
Guy 1). Dude im so cold and my face itches.
Guy 2). Whoa what happened?
Guy 1). The Russian Crabpot happened.
by Jpatches December 13, 2010
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Russian girlfriend

This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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