Roast

When you're in a group chat and people are making intense fun of each other.

Please read this in an Australian wild life documentary narrator's voice. *clears throat* The wild ---insert name here---, the whitest living creature on the face of the Earth. Some call her a sub-category of Albino. If you look in her general direction, then you have a chance of being permanently blinded. A walking sun. When she wares white nail polish, it looks dark in comparison. I wanted to create a full length documentary on this human, but my producers wouldn't fund it. She is the human embodiment of the dog filter on snap chat. A stereotypical while girl would define her personality perfectly. Oh no... I think she sees me. Okay, I'm safe. Although she may seem cute, and I would agree, the people who she hangs out with are... interesting. I'm just going to leave it at that. She is constantly on her phone, in social media and texting her friends. She is no nerd, rather a popular white girl who poisons those around her. If you ever see her, walk the other direction while you still have your vision. I waisted about 40 minutes writing this, so I am clearly the one who got roasted. Signing off, Joseph the Ausy, goo'day mate.

by ThefourthA May 18, 2018

Roasted and Toasted

The act of killing someone with a pistol while they are using their primary

I nearly Roasted and Toasted that kapkan

by 4eHeretic June 15, 2018

dizzy rooster

The act of running your dick around the inside of a woman's mouth before a blow job

"dude, stephanie gave me the dizzy rooster the other night, and it was great!"

by Ace Frehley July 30, 2008

Poop rooster

The more politically correct version of the "N" word describing the stupid hair, weird walk and strange smell of darker people

Hey poop rooster you can't use your ebt card for gas!

by N.anno0o October 15, 2016

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (SEE ALSO NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK)

There's nothing like an Oven Stuffed Roaster early in the morning to get the blood flowing.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Arby's Roast Queef

A phenomenon of vaginal flatulence that occurs when a female ingests too much Arby's Roast Beef

You took an arby's roast queef in my face? THATS DISGUSTING YOU FAT BITCH!!!!

by Das Furher August 3, 2010

spit roast

1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.

2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.

1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"

2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"

by Tango169 August 14, 2006