crocodile rodeo

When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.

by Big Dog the Pirate December 30, 2024

Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR)

"Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.

"He just ran through three walls of 500 meter thick iron walls! I don't understand, why is he doing this?!"
"HE HAS IT! THE.....Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR). Nothing can or will stop him from getting to the gym to pump."
"W-W-W-W-WHAT'S THAT?!!"
""Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.""
"HIDE THE CHILDREN!! HIDE THE WOMEN!! MUMPUMPSIS RODENTITIS IS COMING!!!!"

by chucklung January 9, 2025

Reverse Rodeo

If your girlfriend rides your man meat - tell her that her sister's tits look and feel better. Then try to get her off you as she sits on you and smacks your face with both hands

My girlfriend is riding my joystick nicely, out of the blue I tell her that her sister's tits look much better and feel nicer too. She starts pounding my face with 2 fists at once. I try with all my might to get her off me. I end up with 2 blue eyes but I did the reverse rodeo.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Texas Rodeo

When you’re about to finish in a girl, yell another girl’s name, and try to stay on her as long as possible while she’s pissed off.

“My girlfriend broke up with me when I started a Texas Rodeo.”

by fr4nzfr1es December 12, 2025

Noble County Rodeo

While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.

The wife and I had a Noble County Rodeo experience last night.

by patrolman_todd November 12, 2007

Big Euro stranger rodeo

One of neg's urban sports similar to Big stranger rodeo except you are only allowed to ride big European guys like a bull.

here's how you play big euro stranger rodeo

by jobflobadobyob June 9, 2011

Rump Back Rodeo

Where one, or more friend hides in the closet as you begin to have intercourse with a women and as things begin to become "heated" jumps out of the closet and yells "rump back rodeo" .

You then proceed to jump on your mates back and hold on for as long as you can, Riding her like a bull waving ones arm back and forth.

Not needed but accommodates the situation is a hat, preferably a cowboy hat.

EX:

Steve: "Did you hear what josh did last night"
John: " No, what happened?"
Steve: "Well he hooked up with Tracey and we did a rump back rodeo"
John: " Nice, how long did he last"
Steve: "At least two minutes"
John: " She must be pissed"

by Rumpback Pat February 7, 2012