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Coastal Retards

Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.
Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."
by CybermanFordStrikesBack June 28, 2018
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Digital Retardation

The process by which Google Drive is too stupid to realize that someone who uploaded a video is the owner of that video file, thus prompting them to share the file with themselves before they have access to download their own video.
Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!
by BillyWorder12 April 9, 2019
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Homo Retardus

Biologically, humans run off the binary of male and female, so biologically people who identify as neither or anything else are saying that they're not human. Therefore, they are a sub-species under the homo genome (similar to how us humans are Homo Sapiens).
John: "Those people who say they're not male or female are not human by their own definition, they are what are now being called Homo Retardus."
by Scribe of the Heretic September 9, 2021
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P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....
When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....
by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019
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Rataru

An alias for oneself. A code name if you will...
First thought up on Everquest, the name was given a paladin.
Now used on virtually every internet forum and game.
i.e. Everquest, DAoC, World of Warcraft, Anarchy Online, and many more.

The word Ratara, can be substituted for a female character.

Many will simply call him Rat for short.
"Hey Rataru, wanna group?

"Man that Rataru sure is the OWN"
by Rataru July 12, 2007
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Reark

Somebody or something stupid, lame, or otherwise idiotic.
by Pearl the Landlord February 16, 2009
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