Roman Sprinkler

Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.

Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"

Randy: "Yeah, why."

Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."

Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."

Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Romance Rooster

An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)

Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?

Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.

Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.

Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011

Romanian third testicle

Storing weed or other drugs in a kinder-egg toy container tucked in your underwear, near your nuts.

- Yo, look at that guy's crotch! I think he's sporting the Romanian third testicle!
- Damn right.

by MisterDeluge October 10, 2014

Roman Reigning

To be Highly over} and depend on, to the point that is obvious

Ray: I'm Going to save The World !

Trevor: ok then

Ray: or even the Universe!

Trevor: Don't Go Roman Reigning on that shit Ray.

by Dice Da Savage August 13, 2018

anti-romanti

opposite of romantic.

adjective (AN-ty-ro-MAN-ty)

Word created by Prof. Charles Austin Miller, esteemed

"Puke on a first date is so anti-romanti"

by Doc Velocity February 7, 2008

Hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is someone who can’t live without love, or the person they love. they have an image in their head of how love is supposed to be like and they want it so bad that they can’t notice how desperate they become with the process. sadly, they don’t realize that real life is harsh and isn’t a place where true love lasts until too late.

Sarah: John when are you gonna stop being a hopeless romantic and realize you don’t have a chance with this girl?
John: I do have a chance, she looked at me today

by bbyangel March 4, 2018

Hopeless romantic

An elite idealist of love. Their lives revolve around love and finding their one true love. They believe firmly that their soul mate exists, and they will let fate take its course to find them. Despite an overwhelming sensation to love, they reserve their romantic expressions for someone they truly love, and do not waste time with incompatible relationships.

He is such a hopeless romantic, he's always bringing flowers and doing the sweetest things for his wife.

by Jadyn Nicole November 10, 2018