post-cum clarity

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.

Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity

by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011

Post Christmas Depression

It's when you're sad because Christmas has passed, and you know that you're going to have to wait almost a year before the next time you get free stuff other than your birthday.

Bro 1: "You don't look so hot, are you okay?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."

by Clemens Hemmingway December 5, 2010

Post cum guilt

When you've been masterbating to something wierd/kinky and really enjoying it but as soon as you cum
you're disgusted with yourself about cumming to it

Bro I was masterbating to Alvin and the Chipmunks incest porn and was loving it until I came and I felt so much Post cum guilt I had to talk to a Priest

by Epicfortniter21 January 27, 2019

post cool period

when a once great band that's been around for many years starts putting out poor quality music that is greatly inferior to their earlier material, this is sometimes but not always accompanied by changes in the band's line-up

During their post cool period Van Halen replaced David Lee Roth with Sammy Hagar.

by Michael_Hunt July 11, 2009

Post Weekend Depression

Feeling low and depressed on a Monday after a weekend of drinking and partying.

Joe: What's wrong man? You're not yourself today.

Steve: Just suffering from post weekend depression, I'll be fine by Saturday..

by xMDMx June 23, 2010

Lost His Post

When one loses a steady chart of weekends off from work.

Is Jay coming to the Poconos with us this weekend? Na, he has to work cause he lost his post.

by P Nest December 26, 2016

Post Slut Depression

When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.

J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression

by anti-clock-wise May 24, 2021