Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015
Get the The Shetland Pony mug.Its an occurrence that happens to prodomilty white males durning sex. The pinker the pony the tastier that berry be.
by Hazeyxmetal February 6, 2019
Get the Pink Poni mug.That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.
by Meat missile February 22, 2024
Get the Cabbage Pony mug.After a warm shower with a cold corona one places the empty bottle in you ass. Hence, becoming a Corona Pony.
Dillan's favorite ritual after mowing the grass was the shower, beer and becoming a majestic Corona pony.
by Funguy1971 September 14, 2017
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Get the pony in a bush mug.A short kid that has his own theme song.
Me:Omg who is that?
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.
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Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
by Demoness June 1, 2011
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