Pizza Pucks

these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks

girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard

by stup:)d March 18, 2020

Pizza In The Water

When the pizza is in the water because someone put it there for the turtles.

Devyn Put the Pizza In the water because the turtles were hungys.

by devyndasilva March 17, 2023

pizza-catcalled

You’re on a street carrying a box of yummy steaming-hot pizza when a stranger shouts “Bon appetit” at you and another one makes a raunchy food-related comment that makes you hold the pizza box even tighter because you’re scared somebody might rob you of your baby in a nearby creepy dark alley.

I got pizza-catcalled in the park today. But it made me feel really good about myself, like I accomplished something big. Then I sat in the gazebo and ate the whole Pepperoni special on my own.

by CheeseburgerPizza March 19, 2023

Pizza Guy

The unexpected 4th participant in a planned 3 way.

Our 3 way accidentally turned into a 4 way when the pizza guy showed up at the door.

by fortwenty August 30, 2021

Pizza Gun

A gun that shoots Pizza or a hallucination of a gun made of pizza

hey
turns Wha-
Pew Pizza Gun Fires
pizza flys through air

by CrypticWolf1027 February 19, 2021

alien pizza

when you are from north America, and you go to Italy expecting to find "pepperoni pizza" and "cheese pizza" but you find fancy pizzas and no dominos, or vise versa.

aqwsedrftgyhujikolp;. alien pizza

by PossesedAdmiral May 28, 2020

pizza pull

eating a bite of pizza then taking a pull of a cigarette.

"give me a pull jordan."
"you can have pizza pull. pizza pull."

by Jordanisanw June 15, 2008