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phone-house

To end a phone call by slamming it violently on the ground. The motion resembles how an NFL player spikes the football on the ground after scoring a touchdown. This action usually destroys the phone completely which is why it is such a rare and exciting event. Most likely derived from the football slang term pick-house.
"I knew Steve was completely wasted when he took his phone-house in the middle of the bar."

"I was so pissed when I found out she slept with Jake, that I took my phone-house."
by michfoot83 January 7, 2011
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Phone Slut

A person who takes other people's phones to look through their pictures and get dirt on the owner of the phone and other people.
Person 1: OMG! You have a screenshot of this convo with Dillon! He asked for nudes!

Person 2: Stop being such a phone slut. It's not cool.
by SoGenius June 30, 2014
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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015
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zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.
My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!
by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012
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Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using it lying down on a bed, couch, etc; Not very painful, but quite humiliating.
Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018
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16GB phone

Honestly, these shouldn't even exist. There's no way you can download any more than 10 apps, give or take. 32GB is preferable although that can run out just as quickly if you're not careful. 64GB is just where you want it, and 128GB is godsent.
"I have a 16GB phone and it keeps telling me that it's ran out of storage, and so I deleted everything I possibly could and it's still saying that! I need to upgrade to 64GB or 128GB soon."
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
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is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.
"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"
by Alrxi November 2, 2021
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