When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
by dirty raul September 3, 2014
Get the Pearl Harbor Barbermug. She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.
by Tom January 26, 2005
Get the liquid pearlsmug. Gay 1: “Dude he’s such a pearl diver.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”
by Rogersmithissexy August 27, 2025
Get the Pearl Divermug. When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.
Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.
by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017
Get the pearl harbormug. by anonymous May 18, 2021
Get the Marjorie pearlmug. A very pretty girl who's extremely friendly and approachable. Shes the type of girls who would risk it all for her friends to be happy. Pearls are well known for their extremely gorgeous smiles and very talented. Pearl is definitely one wouldn't want to miss as a best friend.
by Cindy Brooklyn November 22, 2021
Get the Pearlmug. A rusty pearl is a hard object produced when sperm , poo and sand are combined within the soft tissue of the rectum after anal intercorse on the beach or in a sandy area.
i fucked this bitch on the beach in her ass and all the sand i pumped in her butt caused a rusty pearl to form .
by atomicjive December 1, 2010
Get the Rusty Pearlmug.