Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 05, 2017

Marjorie pearl

Pretty lady "Pretty woman " that plays with her self. Flick the pearl

Marjorie pearl, Flick the pearl

Want to go out?
No just playing with myself.

by May 19, 2021

pearl mains

These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes

Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer

Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes

by Slapfish1 June 06, 2024

Oyster pearl

The act of putting a testicle into a woman’s vagina.

Bro I hooked up with Brittany last night. And gave her an oyster pearl!

by Broseid March 05, 2022

Pearl Master

Someone that is good at eating WhoHa!

Friend: How was your date last night??
Other Friend: Girllll... He was a Pearl Master!

by Mrs.Middlebrooks2U October 16, 2017

Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt

Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.

by Nodose November 05, 2023

pearl mustache

The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.

That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache

by bee rye February 15, 2014