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Passing GAS

GAS is the acronym for Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Passing GAS is the inevitable result of acquiring too many guitars, selling one off (passing it off to the next GAS sufferer), and severely regretting the sale. It is an unsettling yet temporary condition. Time is the only cure. Or buying another guitar.
I should never have sold that Gibson, I'm suffering from Passing GAS. I hate this feeling.
by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022
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Stash packing

What occurs when someone has boofed an object and then performed an act of snapping. The boofed materials (usually drugs) are then pushed deeply into a secure location within the rectum to avoid detection in situations where such objects would come under scrutiny.
Joe knew he was gonna get locked up after his trail so the night before he bought some weed off Chav and asked him if he could help him with the stash packing.
by The Green Commie August 6, 2009
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Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm
she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse
by namesrevil November 1, 2010
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Suicide Passing

Light the bowl once and continue passing at a rate till the bowl goes out.
Jeffery lights the bowl and then passes to the left. Person to the left then hits until the bowl is out. Therefore ending suicide passing.
by some_else October 31, 2011
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Rockstar Parking

The closest parking spot to your destination. Rockstar Parking spots are usually very hard to claim, as someone else most likely got there before you.
Dude, good call on leaving early. I can't believe we got Rockstar Parking at the concert!
by rbw0002 September 1, 2015
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Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016
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Prime Parking

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.
by ChaosInfernox August 19, 2017
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