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paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over
Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.
by mo40 August 12, 2012
mugGet the paint a masterpiecemug.

Stanky Paint

a funny way to describe a man's ejaculate
upon finishing it is always better to stanky paint the exterior because stanky paint in the interior leads to kids
by Mix2402 July 27, 2010
mugGet the Stanky Paintmug.

Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
mugGet the Painting her facemug.
The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.
Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom
by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022
mugGet the Painted trim in the new bedroommug.

Painting the tiger

When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024
mugGet the Painting the tigermug.

pool paint

a form of anal sex where you lather a thick layer of your choice of paint on the penis/strap on when inserting into partners ass while in a pool.
male: “hey babe let’s pool paint tonight! ;)”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”
by poolpainter69 July 26, 2022
mugGet the pool paintmug.

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