paoned

A variant of pwn3d, applicable only when someone gets pwn3d while being a douchebag.

That guy was being a total idiot and calling me out for no reason, but then I paoned him with an awesome comeback.

by klod March 4, 2008

Phone ho

A person who habitually talks intimately with others over the phone. That can be a 976 or 900 pay number or just someone they're interested in.

George is always talking dirty to women over the phone; he's such a phone ho.

by Allblackmax April 27, 2009

Phone Dome

Getting A blow job through the phone. The person on the other end of the lines makes slurping noises and the recipient put the phone on their dick and acts as if the phone is the other persons mouth.

You Brandon, I was getting some MAD phone dome last night before you came back.

by 209 MAPLE September 24, 2009

Phonebarassed

A person who is phonebarassed is someone who thinks their phone is obsolete towards the new phones such as the Apple iPhone 3GS or the Blackberry series.

Guy 1: "Look at this guy, he looks afraid to take out his phone."

Guy2: "That's is what we call someone phonebarassed!"

Phonebarassed guy thinking: "Wow, I'm so phonebarassed! I'm still carrying a Nokia 3310 in my pocket! I really want to get a new phone..."

by filarea February 1, 2010

Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

Phone dick

Another word for phone sex

I'm too lazy to give her the D so she getting some phone dick tonight.

She ugly but I need to bust a nut so I'm gonna give her that phone dick.

by BurntS November 9, 2014

Phone booth

When in a remote location with poor cellular coverage, it's the one spot you can stand in where you can actually make a call.

There was no cell coverage on our camping trip, but I was able to find a phone booth at the corner of the woods.

by spiffmedic December 30, 2014