poo palm

the sensual act of inserting one finger or hand into another humans anus and then retrieving the scrumptious scat inside. the next step is to smear the poo all over each others bodies.
Consumption is optional

Jordan: "I'm bored honey, give me a poo palm"

by bigrick999 January 20, 2009

Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!

by FunkyValleyMom December 26, 2018

poo lord

The god of gods, the creator of space jam and time itself, the best person ever, really nice guy when you get to know him, the overall best guy, and pretty obese

poo lord is da best heeeyaw

by poo lord January 19, 2021

poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .

Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears

by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019