poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

poo quality

When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)

"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."

by Mr.Come&SmokeThatGrassWithMe October 28, 2013

poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 9, 2014

poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit

I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available

by Futurethe January 15, 2015

Poo Shunter

A male with a preference for the giving of anal sexual intercourse

He's not gay but he's such a Poo Shunter, liable to cause a pink sock incident one day.

by Yorkshirecunt October 5, 2015

poo flakes

Invisible residue present after farting.

So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.

by Raven__ June 14, 2016

poo penny

Coins you find in a toilet.

I found a poo penny.

by Say wut? boredom June 2, 2016