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Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
by Khannea March 26, 2022
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real cute

When she thinks you’re very attractive
Awww Shes real cute
by Kidd22 October 20, 2021
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Canada is not real

Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!
Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!

Friend: No I do-

Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER

The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
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rEaL mOfO'z

real mofo's dont be frontin' and with holding informaion vital to your life

real mofo's are the people you are going to be with for a very long time in your life

real mofo's are people who aint afraid to speak their mindddd ... =
here are some prime examples of real mofo'z

Danielle Patterson

Kia Patterson

Jeri Alcantara

Monai Hicks

Joseph Brown

Ronie WhiteMclily

Brianna Smith

Pharrah Patterson

Sarah Singer ...

and so on
by Krazeeylikedat April 13, 2010
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Real Stepper

A real stepper is somebody who can dress well when they want to.
You see what he have on? That’s fye! He a real stepper.
by Takeyochick1 January 4, 2021
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keeping it real

The act of living in the real world. This consists of avoiding prolonged television and computer use. Usually one who keeps it real spends alot of time outside or under the influence of mind expanding drugs.
I decided to start keeping it real by deleting my MySpace.
by MattRabbit April 22, 2006
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Real quick

A phrase used at the end of any sentence to indirectly answer a question (while insinuating an unspoken answer).
Example 1:
Wilson: Hey man, I heard you went home with a girl last night, is that true?
Jack: Real quick.

Example 2:

Nick: Wowww who just knocked me in the game?
Ryan: Hehe real quick.
by Robbo06 July 19, 2018
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