Bush Crabs

Another name for pubic lice

Tom has bush crabs

by Poohdeb August 15, 2018

Musty Crab

A cheep perfume smell worn by a tiny bossy lady.

Have you smelt Ann? Every room she enters, she leaves a musty crab aroma.

by Crownsumo March 14, 2025

crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023

Crabs

Cranky 8 legged freaks armed with pincers.

Like crabs to a wounded bird, they proceeded to surround that guy and shred him to a bloody pulp with their pincers, prying at his flesh.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Yoda Of Crab

A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor

Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.

by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021

Crab Pagoon

1. the situation of going down on a woman of Asian heritage.

2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.

I took this girl on a date to get Thai last night, afterwards, I got to eat a crab pagoon for dessert!

by Donnie’s back up plans August 17, 2025

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 15, 2010