Person A: Are you a man or a woman?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?
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Either way it when a man and a woman really love each other or get really drunk and the man puts his penis in the females fanny
Either way it when a man and a woman really love each other or get really drunk and the man puts his penis in the females fanny
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Ex. Hey baby wanna have sex later? I said How about now sugar dick my gf replied. I quickly removed my clothes and found i had a huge boner. Ohhhhh yessss i like that boner she said. Lemme suck ur cock dry! As she finished sucking my dick I pushed her against the wall and began suckering her big juicy tits. Ohhhhhh yesssssss daddy she said. Then i took off her thing and began licking her pussy clean. She screamed with delight. I then inserted my long 7.5 inch dick into her tight ass pussy. Ohhhh fuck she screamed. i want more daddy! We continued to fuck all night.
Ex. Hey baby wanna have sex later? I said How about now sugar dick my gf replied. I quickly removed my clothes and found i had a huge boner. Ohhhhh yessss i like that boner she said. Lemme suck ur cock dry! As she finished sucking my dick I pushed her against the wall and began suckering her big juicy tits. Ohhhhhh yesssssss daddy she said. Then i took off her thing and began licking her pussy clean. She screamed with delight. I then inserted my long 7.5 inch dick into her tight ass pussy. Ohhhh fuck she screamed. i want more daddy! We continued to fuck all night.
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Get the Sexmug. Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...
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