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Great rings of Saturn

When someone has an unusually large or gaping anus.
Friend: hey mate did you eat out sally late night?
Friend 2: nah man her Great rings of Saturn was huge.
by Bootyhunter 69 December 25, 2018
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Mark the Great

To be the biggest of all douche bags. Being called "Mark the Great" is quite possibly the worst insult known to man.
That guy is a worthless pile of horse shit. He must be related to Mark the Great.
by pyttaM August 31, 2010
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Great Mayo Blaster

When you're girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo...and begin to jerk off. When you are a mere 2-3 pumps away from climax you put your dick in the sandwich which contains boars head cold cuts and extra mayo, and you give her a bite while holding the sandwich together you pump into it, thus 'blasting her' with a combination of semen & hellmanns mayo. Bring out the hellmanns & bring out the best!!
This guy at my favorite jersey deli counter said they were out of mortadella, so he made me a great mayo blaster sandwich and it was too salty!!
by Richard davis October 22, 2008
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Great Spaz Pact

The Great Spaz Pact of 2004:

Hereby reads: Whichever party makes the opposing party "spaz" is deemed the victor and receives one pie of his/her choice.

Clause 1: The spaz has to happen in the presence of the opposing party.
Clause 2: The spaz must be a direct action from the opposing party.
Clause 3: No third party help can be accepted.
Clause 4: Cheesecake is considered a pie.
Clause 5: If one party falls terribly behind and loses one (1) or more contests the opposing party must show mercy in the form of hints.
Clause 6: This contract stays into effect until both parties deem otherwise.
Clause 7: This contract goes into effect on July 19th 2004.
Jennifer will win the Spaz Pact and claim her victory of a cheesecake, mwahahaha
by Jennifer July 21, 2004
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Ze Great Buttholio

An epithet that stems from that of the popular magician Harry Houdini (Ze Great Houdini). This comical phrase is growing in popularity on the east coast, and is most frequently employed when the speaker wants to achieve a hilarious non sequitur.
Stephen: "Hey, Fernando, have you done the math homework yet?"

Fernando: "I am Ze Great Buttholio!!"
by OldPossum September 24, 2011
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shimping great tondo

Not like that, Ben, you shimping great tondo
by Ivan Campo February 12, 2004
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The Last Great Console

I was playing Super Mario 3 and Duck hunt the other day and wondered why these aren't world wide treasure in a museum.
by Capn Polly September 19, 2003
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