Tank Texting

Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.

Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

drunk dialing Tank Texting

by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.

..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."

by olivereb October 8, 2009

text art

Swiping randomly in a cell phone text message program and seeing what creative phrases your cell phone comes up with.

I felt like being silly in text messaging, so I sent my friend some text art.

by Jo2016 June 21, 2016

Text Opera

A long series of texts sent in rapid succession, usually about a dramatic or sad topic.

"David just sent me a text opera. I think something must have happened between him and his partner."

by laurenlynnea September 6, 2016

toriumi texting

When no matter how long or interesting a text or subject matter the male texter presents, the female texter responds with timid responses.

man dat bitch be toriumi texting me

by karlg July 20, 2009

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014

Sacred Texts

The sacred Jedi texts were a collection of books and scrolls kept within a uneti tree near the first Jedi Temple on the aquatic planet of Ahch-To. They were said to contain ancient scriptures, lost Jedi wisdom, and abilities

"The Sacred Texts!"
Luke Skywalker 2017

by AnakinSkyswolker February 10, 2018