Work chicken

Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.

"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"

by PluckyJoe July 17, 2014

Work pyjamas

Loose trousers that feel like pyjamas but are acceptable to wear at work.

I love my work pyjamas, they are so comfortable!

by Missjess182 July 09, 2014

work camouflage

Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.

Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.

by ColdsmokeMT July 30, 2015

Work Sweater

Chest hair shaved to have the borders of a sweater. When done with adequate amounts of full, thick chest hair, it can substitute for an actual sweater when you are short on clothing.

Henry: "Dude, have you seen Chad's work sweater?"
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."

by Phyllis Frankweiler January 24, 2014

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 02, 2005

working the boobs

As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.

*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.

Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*

by Xander Nelson October 01, 2007

Doin Work

When someone masterbates at there work place.

Man, I was so bored today at my job I took 15 and straight up started doin work in the cleaning closet.

by Kansas City Shuffle January 28, 2009