lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

What's your mum?

Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..

Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?

Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?

Etc.

by Letty : ) April 17, 2008

flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair

I am going to flair your mum

by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019

Mummed

Being very drunk or under the influence of something

I was so mummed last night!

by Manekchop August 27, 2025

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018