trucker muffin

The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.

Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.

by Joz-E September 30, 2006

wang muffin

A term used usually in a fit of girlie anger to insult or put down someone.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.

Man, my prof. gave me a D-!! He's such a wang muffin!!

Laura, I love you, but you're a wang muffin!!

by Jenjy May 30, 2006

Jizz Muffins

Particularly fine, fuckable breasts.

Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.

by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009

Throwing Muffins

To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.

Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"

by Andrew Rich December 6, 2006

Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females

1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer

by ElliotM April 4, 2009

Brown Muffin

Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.

Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.

by rich dog aka dick May 9, 2011

dill muffin

not a muffin but a name that degrades someone so bad it counts as a walrus slap

Jill your the biggest hor ever, said Tim
Tim your a fucking dill muffin retorted Jill
Oh my god you got fucking own bitch hole said Taylor

by killer po December 9, 2007