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Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.
Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
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Terrence moose lips

Terrence was summoned by Lillie, laetitia, grace and Ariadna during English as they performed an exorcism. He is the love child of all four. Terrence is a fun loving big guy who brings joy to the party! Terrence listens well and is always there for help
by Dumbdumbanddumber February 10, 2019
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moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
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Moose

An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.
Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.
by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009
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i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 18, 2015
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Moose

Used to describe products or habits typically performed by boring, middle-class white Americans. Derived from the name of the animal, the moose, which is known to roam snow white covered lands and famously pictured in the opening credits of the hit 90s sitcom "Northern Exposure" that takes place in Alaska and centers around a white couple. Moose was also a preferred hair product for white people in the 90s.
Girl: the best singer in the world HAS to be Twila Paris
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
by MkCarthy July 3, 2018
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monster moose

a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.
“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”
by 666harrystyles420 September 7, 2022
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