Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Jackooo! May 26, 2008
Get the The Mom Networkmug. Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.
person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020
Get the Clam Mommug. A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother
child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson
Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson
Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"
by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020
Get the mom's slippermug. A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.
by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015
Get the Jonah's Mommug. Music, specifically within the Rap/Hip-Hop genre, that is appealing to "Moms." This predominately consists of artists such as Flo Rida, Pitbull, Iggy Azalea, etc.
Son: "Hey mom, can you put on some tunes?"
Mom: "Sure sweetie!"
*proceeds to insert 'Mom Rap' mix tape in CD player*
Mom and Son: "OOOOOOOOoooooh someTIIIIIIIIIIIMES I Get a GoooOOOD FEEEEElin' YEeeeeeAAah...."
Mom: "Sure sweetie!"
*proceeds to insert 'Mom Rap' mix tape in CD player*
Mom and Son: "OOOOOOOOoooooh someTIIIIIIIIIIIMES I Get a GoooOOOD FEEEEElin' YEeeeeeAAah...."
by GroovyEd May 3, 2018
Get the Mom Rapmug. Someone that is used to say in memes and sentence. This person loves having sex and loves cock. This person is gay, lesbian, bi sexual, and straight. Awesome right!
by Zapo in YouTube/ Blueberry December 4, 2019
Get the Your mommug.