by Rumpus b February 12, 2024

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
by уour mum April 2, 2025

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.
by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017

by (Travis)ty March 27, 2024

by ThiccDiccCatgirl July 26, 2022

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021

1. If you decide to throw away something that was mildly special to you at one point.
2. If the broncos score a touchdown.
2. If the broncos score a touchdown.
1. I think it's time that we gave your old volcano science fair project the mile high salute.
2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!
2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!
by wspeer January 25, 2018
